SPOTTED! George Bush's New Website Suggests He's Considering Future Career Options

After a hectic 8 years in office, President Bush isn’t going to sit idly by and watch the buffalo roam on his Texas ranch. With the economy in shambles and renewable energy poised to reduce demand on oil, Mr. Bush is looking to keep cash flowing in. Although the lecture circuit has proven a lucrative option for past presidents, Mr. Bush seems reluctant to book any engagements, as he will soon be without his team of speech writers. Instead, it looks as if he is considering a more hands-on career. When questioned about his new website he said, “I can press when there needs to be pressed; I can hold hands when there needs to be — hold hands.”

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